A girl from Hicksville travelled into the city and went to the hospital. "I'd like to see an out-tern please" she said.
"You mean an intern" said the snooty receptionist.
"Whatever., I want a contamination" she insisted.
"You mean an examination."
"Yeah, I need to see the fraternity ward."
"You mean the maternity ward."
"Alright smarty-pants! But I haven't for demonstrated for two fucking months and I think I'm stagnant!"